Jesus saves, everyone except you!
Let me tell you a little story about religious people, the ones like the old cocksucking priests from church..
At some point last year my good friend and neighbor lost his dog, he was totally desperate, crying even.. So I went with him to put up some posters about the missing doggy around the neighborhood, finally ending up at the local church. As we were ready to put up a sign on a light-pole next to it, guess what, the motherfucking priest comes out of the church house yelling like a fucking hyena about how that was god's place (to hang out or someshit?) and that we can't put the poster there and so on..
I was like: "dude this guy lost his dog which he loved so much, and he's friggin' desperate to find him, c'mon.." - but he kept yelling and going on about jesus, his shiny church and all that bullshit.. "On the fuckin' light-pole next to the church you idiot!!" Then, the god damn hypocrite, jumps in his Audi limo and drives away.
So how about god's love for all living things you worthless prick? How about jesus being modest and not driving a fuckin' limo? How about you not building a church with a gold-plated roof more expensive than 90% of all the houses in the city? Should have tested that "turn the other cheek" phrase right there! (btw fyi: they're building a church every 2 days here in Romania)
And for all you idiots out there attending the Sunday service, praying to god for a better life, lighting worthless candles for the dead (lolwhy?!?) and all that jazz, I hope jesus really does save you, way before us, so we can live a life without mindless sheep destroying humanity, like you did for centuries now, standing in the way of evolution, fueling the fires of war and so on...
R.I.P.
Cluj Funky-Textile Week
Ma uitam la ceva poze de la Cluj Fashion Week.. si ma gandesc eu la voi, "designerilor dă moda" ca ori sunteti prea sparti ori v-au dat afara rusii cand ati picat testu' in favoarea lui Laika. 
Domnisoara in pijama din dreapta cu poodleul in cap cred ca dezvaluie in totalitate nostalgia capatata in urma antrenamentelor alturi de prima(?) vietate in spatiu - btw eu i-as fi pus si nishte stalpi sau gropi pe catwalk sa facem showul mai interesant, zic.
Si apropos de animale, daca aveam ceva asociatie de gen RSPCA prezenta la event cre ca va scalpau pentru actul de schingiuire a vietatii din figura 2 (jos, stanga).
Mno inteleg ca poate incercati s-o dati in arta dar nici chiar: hai sa luam nishte poze cu tot felu de obiecte sa le punem una peste alta in photoshop, peste o silueta umana, ii aplicam niste texturi tampite si tadaaa! arta!
Nu. Mai ushor cu substantele ilegale ca va bateti joc de saracele modele, dupa ce ca is anorexice le mai si imbracati in tot felu de mizerii de pica alea pe scena, dau cu capu' in stalpi de se-mprastie pe jos pe acolo s-apoi le-aveti pe constiinta!
Eh, macar am vazut si eu una utila p-aci, asta din dreapta cu manusile de bucatarie si aragazu in spate (figura 3, dreapta) Geniala, ca oricum mi-e mie foame din ce in ce mai des, e de vanzare? Ah si parca mai era una cu niste sarme pe papuci, ce erau alea detectoare de mine anti personal? Bune pe timp de razboi zic eu, ca oricum, decat sa trimiti soldatii sa sara aia in aer pe-acolo mai bine trimiti o schiloada din asta ca e dispensabila, nu?
Dar in rest numa' tampenii, ba fratilor baga-ti-va mintea in cap daca lasati pe strada vreuna din urmatoarele 3 iar o sa aveti pe constiinta niste vieti umane. Mai prinzi o batranica noaptea ca da nas in nas cu.. versiunea isterica a lu' Mickey Mouse (figura 4, stanga) face aia infarct dracu' sau ti-o ia pe aia la palme pan-o omoara.. deci atentie!
Eu credeam ca am trecut si noi de faza cu, gasit inspiratie din showurile astora de la Animal Planet (figura 5, mijloc) sau din vintageuri cu extraterestrii (figura 6, dreapta).. serios amu daca ati esuat la departamentul de cercetare aerospatiala nu tre' sa vad consolati facand tot felul de modele de costume pentru cosmonauti, poate-or prinde bine cand o sari tăt aeru' de pe pamant dar pan atunci cre' ca multi doresc haine care sa le poata purta pe strada fara sa sperie cainii vagabonzi, ala-i jobul hingherilor, inca o data atentie, ca poate va dau astia in judecata.
Si, in final, o vorba buna pentru domnisoarele cu aspiratie catre cariera de modelling: sa nu puneti botu' la tot felu' de irinei d-ashtia ca poate va treziti cu cate-un bichon mort in cap sau vreun peste in gura..
How To: Not Get Flamed!
O'Hai
Went today at some meeting 'bout geek stuff.. so yeah there was a guy there that I wanted to flame back because he did that at some point when I've talked about stuff.. So this guy comes up on the stage and starts talkin'.. talkin'... and talkin'... jeezas man.. got so fuckin' bored right now that I just wanna go rafting or anything other than flaming him.. I'm just like "o'wtv, bai!".
The moral of this little tale is that when you make yourself really uninteresting u can like get rid of a decent amount of them haters..
KTHXBAI!
Parodie Vodafone cu Zavoranca
Eram in tren, citeam, si ghici cine se asaza in fata mea? Zavoranca frate!
Si stau eu si ma gandesc cu sa ma bag in seama fara sa imi dea balele pe la gura ca un fan disperat.. si-mi aduc aminte ca o cheama Oana. O caut pe Facebook si gasesc la hobby-uri ca-i place, ghici ce frate, sa dea foc la chestii!
Si zic in soapta, numai cat sa ma auda: "Ba ce mi-as arde geaca acum!".
Ba si sa vezi ca sare asta, isi da jos haina de pe ea si-i da foc! Incendiaza jumatate de vagon pana ajung astia cu extinctoarele, apare si Pepe cantand, radem toti ne imprietenim si pe facebook..
Foarte tare frate!
Hi-tech radars on the moon!
I finally decided to write something; despite my poor writing skills I'm gonna shout it! And no I'm not whining about it, like every1 else, as I said I'm shouting it.
So I recently went on a trip and back between Cluj and Timisoara by car, poor car.. Along with the constant bumps in the fucking road which made me feel like I was riding some strange roller coaster we had some ugly episodes with some awfully huge craters. I almost cracked my head on the car's ceiling at some point!! It was probably our mistake for driving to fast (not?).
Therefore we get to the main question of this evening:
Why the fuck would you invest on hi-tech radars when no1 would drive that fast in fear of not loosing their car's coachwork on those fuckin' roads?!
A thing the police in Romania recently did. They bought about 450 cars or so, packed with the latest technology in tracking speeders (saw something about like 35k euros per car). So where does this lead to? They maybe catch more crazed drivers, more money from the driving tickets, but where does this money go to? Nothing is getting improved in this god damned country, the roads are shit, the institutions are shit, education is fucked... nothing, just dem police buddies getting their fancy cars to rip off the people.
Furthermore in Cluj, the police patrols have grown immensely in the last few weeks. Again, for what?.. Maybe that question wasn't the appropriate one for this post, the correct one would be:
Why is the state ripping off the people and making us look more like villains?
Does that make any sense to you guys?
Are you getting my message to WaKe the FucK Up! and see what's going on around you?
Ok this is getting to big for a shout, laters!