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21Apr/104

Jesus saves, everyone except you!

Let me tell you a little story about religious people, the ones like the old cocksucking priests from church..

At some point last year my good friend and neighbor lost his dog, he was totally desperate, crying even.. So I went with him to put up some posters about the missing doggy around the neighborhood, finally ending up at the local church. As we were ready to put up a sign on a light-pole next to it, guess what, the motherfucking priest comes out of the church house yelling like a fucking hyena about how that was god's place (to hang out or someshit?) and that we can't put the poster there and so on..

I was like: "dude this guy lost his dog which he loved so much, and he's friggin' desperate to find him, c'mon.." - but he kept yelling and going on about jesus, his shiny church and all that bullshit.. "On the fuckin' light-pole next to the church you idiot!!" Then, the god damn hypocrite, jumps in his Audi limo and drives away.

So how about god's love for all living things you worthless prick? How about jesus being modest and not driving a fuckin' limo? How about you not building a church with a gold-plated roof more expensive than 90% of all the houses in the city? Should have tested that "turn the other cheek" phrase right there! (btw fyi: they're building a church every 2 days here in Romania)

And for all you idiots out there attending the Sunday service, praying to god for a better life, lighting worthless candles for the dead (lolwhy?!?) and all that jazz, I hope jesus really does save you, way before us, so we can live a life without mindless sheep destroying humanity, like you did for centuries now, standing in the way of evolution, fueling the fires of war and so on...

R.I.P.

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  1. very good point u have here bro…fortunately not all the priests are like this and the best example is the protestant church. imo the ortodox church will never change cuz it wasn’t and will never be reformed (throw all the trash away,make new rules)

    /love

  2. When I went to the Resurection Mass (yes, yes, I know, but this is not the issue) a doggy came on the steps of the church maybe because he saw so many people there and wanted to hang out. And the old stupid people chased him away why the children were crying to play with it. The doggy didn’t even try to get inside, I don’t get why people would ever be so snobbish to think they are the top species and the others are less deserving. As it turns out, the doggy was the better person in all this story.

  3. God loves you! But somehow he always needs money…
    Ei bine dar cum e cu posterele alea care le pun ei in case la oameni si mai mult oameni platesc pt ele? Cred ca se numesc calendare. Si daca e cineva interesat stiu din sursa sigura [un tip care se ocupa de grafica pt biserica] ca se vinde spatiu publicitar in calendarul acela?

  4. I remember a story some years ago about monks that were keeping a poor bear in a 2*2 cage, outside, with no protection against cold or heat… Are those “God’s people”?

    I strongly believe the Church (through its representatives) is very very far from anything Jesus might have said in the old days…


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