Alternative way to use WordPress
Don't!
Just pick something else seriously, spare yourself the pain and agony trying to code that theme, customize that plugin and shit like that. If you just want a stock theme like I have here go ahead and use it, but don't fuck with it, don't add WPML to it or any other fancy plugins cause it'll fuck you up for sure..
WordPress you suck sorry.. your programmers, that have no idea what oop or design patterns are, should stick their globals up their asses and die in a fire. Bai!
Taci si s.. ufera!
Update 15 Oct. 2010 ↓ Bai frate in ziua de azi nu mai poti sa iesi prin oras ca sar astia cu grevele pe tine.. pentru ca ei mor de foame, le mor copii in sevraj de cola, bunica s-a apucat sa-si cumpere etnobotanice de la spice shop ca-s mai ieftine decat calmantele, nu-si mai pot plati rata la audi, creditul la mobila ikea din vila, etc. Lumea e suparata ca ii fura statul. Udrea fura, Boc fura, Base fura, se drogheaza, si pe deasupra este si mason.. Ha! n-ai vazut, tocmai ti-a furat puradeu' sa-i vanda organele-n Spania! asta e, tre' sa faci altu, sau iti iei catel..
Vorba aia "get the fuck out!" 
hai sa fim seriosi, toata lumea fura, mama fura, tata fura, ma-ta fura.. nimeni nu-i mai pepsi ca altu, dar la noi in Romania toata lumea isi cere dreptul, toti merita, mai ales astia din institutiile statului. Da da, astia la care te duci la ei la ghiseu sa le ceri niste informatii si-ti inchid in nas - ca n-au chef, ca nu si-au terminat cafeaua de dimineata, ca-i suna manelarul de pretenu-so - sau te iau la intrebari ca pe unde-ai fost ca-i intarziat - ca au fost marginalizati in copilarie si acum e payback time - da mai da-te-n pizda ma-tii, e problema mea unde-am fost! E dreptul meu sa aflu de la tine cate mii de documente trebuie sa-ti pun in poala ..sau nu? atunci du-te iar in pizda ma-tii si taci din gura cand nu-ti aduc documentele corecte.
N-aveti bani ah? Ba uite ca aveti, voi toti aia consilierii, inspectorii, expertii care sunteti - sa nu mai zic de spagile care se dau ca painea calda prin ministere. Ce sa zic mai dati-le si la putorile alea de la ghiseuri si mai taceti in pula mea din gura. Nu-ti convine jobul care ti l-ai ales? Da-ti demisia, fa-te pictor, fa-te plugar, da-ti foc, dar nu fa scandal intr-o tara care-i satula de asta. Pentru ca mananci cacat de la partidele din opozitie, de la astia cu realitatea care-ti baga un soundtrack la reportaj de zici ca amu vine sfarsitul lumii cand e vorba de proteste, nu trebuie sa faci si la altii viata mai grea, invata sa gandesti pentru tine, sa identifici cauza reala a discomfortului, sa taci din gura si sa-ti faci datoria daca ai vreuna, daca nu, inca o data zic, da-ti foc, n-avem nevoie. Mai este si cazul, mentionat in antet, in care faci scandal pentru ca nu mai ai cum sa-ti platesti ratele la banca, iti dai foc direct sau iti dam noi 
Ca sa concludem, maine merg sa-mi platesc 2 trimestre restante plus penalizarile aferente la CAS, alti dobitoci care protestau azi in semn de solidaritate... si daca care cumva nu-i deschisa casieria ne vedem la parnaie la Gherla dupa ce le dau foc. Toodles!
Este maine, eu sunt la banca pentru ca la ora 11:10 eram la CAS si casieria era inchisa, am vrut sa fac scandal.. n-ai cu cine, literally era pustiu 
. Deci vineri se lucreaza 3 ore, in restul saptamanii 5. La urmatorul protest de la vreun minister sugerez sa-i calcam cu scaunele cu rotile. Over and out.
Jesus saves, everyone except you!
Let me tell you a little story about religious people, the ones like the old cocksucking priests from church..
At some point last year my good friend and neighbor lost his dog, he was totally desperate, crying even.. So I went with him to put up some posters about the missing doggy around the neighborhood, finally ending up at the local church. As we were ready to put up a sign on a light-pole next to it, guess what, the motherfucking priest comes out of the church house yelling like a fucking hyena about how that was god's place (to hang out or someshit?) and that we can't put the poster there and so on..
I was like: "dude this guy lost his dog which he loved so much, and he's friggin' desperate to find him, c'mon.." - but he kept yelling and going on about jesus, his shiny church and all that bullshit.. "On the fuckin' light-pole next to the church you idiot!!" Then, the god damn hypocrite, jumps in his Audi limo and drives away.
So how about god's love for all living things you worthless prick? How about jesus being modest and not driving a fuckin' limo? How about you not building a church with a gold-plated roof more expensive than 90% of all the houses in the city? Should have tested that "turn the other cheek" phrase right there! (btw fyi: they're building a church every 2 days here in Romania)
And for all you idiots out there attending the Sunday service, praying to god for a better life, lighting worthless candles for the dead (lolwhy?!?) and all that jazz, I hope jesus really does save you, way before us, so we can live a life without mindless sheep destroying humanity, like you did for centuries now, standing in the way of evolution, fueling the fires of war and so on...
R.I.P.