Jesus saves, everyone except you!
Let me tell you a little story about religious people, the ones like the old cocksucking priests from church..
At some point last year my good friend and neighbor lost his dog, he was totally desperate, crying even.. So I went with him to put up some posters about the missing doggy around the neighborhood, finally ending up at the local church. As we were ready to put up a sign on a light-pole next to it, guess what, the motherfucking priest comes out of the church house yelling like a fucking hyena about how that was god's place (to hang out or someshit?) and that we can't put the poster there and so on..
I was like: "dude this guy lost his dog which he loved so much, and he's friggin' desperate to find him, c'mon.." - but he kept yelling and going on about jesus, his shiny church and all that bullshit.. "On the fuckin' light-pole next to the church you idiot!!" Then, the god damn hypocrite, jumps in his Audi limo and drives away.
So how about god's love for all living things you worthless prick? How about jesus being modest and not driving a fuckin' limo? How about you not building a church with a gold-plated roof more expensive than 90% of all the houses in the city? Should have tested that "turn the other cheek" phrase right there! (btw fyi: they're building a church every 2 days here in Romania)
And for all you idiots out there attending the Sunday service, praying to god for a better life, lighting worthless candles for the dead (lolwhy?!?) and all that jazz, I hope jesus really does save you, way before us, so we can live a life without mindless sheep destroying humanity, like you did for centuries now, standing in the way of evolution, fueling the fires of war and so on...
R.I.P.
